my first grade teacher used to chastise me by calling me up to her desk and she would lean over to meet my gaze and i would stare down her dress at her big ass titties. she did this one day and i was staring at those pale milky white boobies and she slammed her hand on the desk and i was startled. crawdadie why wont you practice your alphabet? teacher my alphabet is perfect i know all the letters and can write them the right way and everything. she then storms over to a kid in a kippah grabs him by the ear stands him up and sparta kicks him out the fucking window. there's no such thing as perfect crawdadie there's always room for improvement now take your fucking seat and practice your alphabet.