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Its the feds

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It's always the feds.

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Probably, sadly. Why can’t it be hot gals? Or people I could have a beer with?

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Well, I don't drink beer much, but I'll have a mug of coffee with you.

There are no girls on the internet.

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Hahaha!!! That would actually amuse me.

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I've wondered this too, is there a way?

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Nope. This isn't Twatter here ;)

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Yeah but it's really strange, I'm like, "what poor bastard's life is so bad, it's improved by reading what I write?"

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The motivation is to know a stranger is following you (might even be someone who secretly loves you, who knows, or maybe a serial killer)

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You have to wear a trenchcoat. You walk really quick, turn the corner behind a brick wall and catch them when they run into you. At least that is how it is done in the movies.