Dragon ball Z is gay and for kids but fuck me dead, I really want that App

I'm picturing some grown man trying to get to sleep. He's laying in his bed. The camera is close up on his face. It's dark, but you can see his eyes are closed.

In the next room, his son puts his phone on the charger.

-- Goku's voice --

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dad's eyes open. He lays there for another hour, losing sleep.

-- phone goes super saiyan II: pitch jumps a whole step up --

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dad throws off the covers and storms out of the room, but the camera stays put. You only see him throw the bedroom door open and storm out.

In a muffled tone, you can hear the dad bust into his son's room.

Dad screams:

"EVEN WITH THE ENERGY YOU TOOK FROM ME, MY POWER IS STILL FAR GREATER THAN YOUR OWN!!!!"

Dad: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

-- Beats his sons ass --