> Ignore stocks, acquire forestland and enroll it in all the "we'll pay you not to turn your forest into a new city" government programs Seriously, this will work. Fucking carbon farming. I read about a dude doing this. He has a "no tilling" clause so he grows everything in buckets under the trees. Also, if you build a food Forest, you can be surrounded by food that doesn't look like food. Things like Jerusalem artichokes look like an unassuming flower patch.