Ask the NSA to give you a backup of your files to restore on a new computer.
Wow, what a moron. Why the fuck didn't you remove the drives? You better pray that those get destroyed because you may end up having a few new lines of credit opening up depending on what was on those drives.
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I’m sure someone nice will find them and retrieve the data ;). Fingers crossed it’s a generous Nigerian prince!
buy lube if you want ... go downtown and spread your cheeks next to a rainbow flag flying half mast. You are fucked.
And my grandma seems like she might be reluctant to take me to search through the garbage dump; I can't drive. And that may not work.
At least they didn't have any Bitcoin in them, right?
I bet that one UK guy is probably looking in the garbage dump again.
Here's an idea to get help.
Go to landfill, say:
My girlfriend got mad at me and threw away 2 of my computers. All of my family photos and memories, pictures of my grandma...
And then the real kicker: "Also one of those computers have my bitcoin wallet on it and Im offering a reward if one of your trashmen find it."
Those trashmen always keep an eye out for valuables to propel their side hustle. They set aside tvs and computers and electronics sometimes.
You could have the whole dump on an easter egg hunt by offering a reward.
Dont put a number on the reward, and if they ask beat around it and say "well bitcoin is at $40k right now, it depends on how fast they can find it."
When and if they find the computers, dont be a stinch give them $100 at least.
This may only work if youve very recently thrown it away.
Worth a shot!!!
Cheers!
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