The Petri dish assessment is interesting. I used to plate a lot of cultures in my molecular biology days, and that's pretty much how it goes - you get a bunch of little colonies (from your antibiotic-resistant strain of bacteria you created), and you pull from 1-2 of those to start culturing. Over time the antibiotics decompose or you get some contamination and foreign contaminates and your once-useful cultures go to shit.
So you bleach the whole thing and throw it out. Idk if aliens are so fastidious as us, but if they are, I'd expect a planet bleaching anytime now.
Did you ever see the Simpson's episode about Lisa's tooth? That's what I would be thinking about while doing that.
lol yea she puts it in coke and it gets zapped. Classic Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. Shame they stopped after 12 seasons, but it was probably time.
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