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The Petri dish assessment is interesting. I used to plate a lot of cultures in my molecular biology days, and that's pretty much how it goes - you get a bunch of little colonies (from your antibiotic-resistant strain of bacteria you created), and you pull from 1-2 of those to start culturing. Over time the antibiotics decompose or you get some contamination and foreign contaminates and your once-useful cultures go to shit.

So you bleach the whole thing and throw it out. Idk if aliens are so fastidious as us, but if they are, I'd expect a planet bleaching anytime now.

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Did you ever see the Simpson's episode about Lisa's tooth? That's what I would be thinking about while doing that.

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lol yea she puts it in coke and it gets zapped. Classic Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. Shame they stopped after 12 seasons, but it was probably time.