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It's called "wanker's arm". Lay off the porn for a week and it should feel better.

Real answer: How the fuck am I supposed to know? See a doctor of it's bothering you that much.

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? but you are my doctor............

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I'm just a guy in a lab coat....

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..with a fetish

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If you kiss your elbow it will instantly be all better.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

can you kiss my elbow instead?

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It ain't that kind of party.

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...but it could be

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Does it look funny too?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

yes

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Stop bending it for a while.

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but then how will i jerk you off?

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"My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange."

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Maybe install a new elbow.

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I cant, my warranty ran out a couple weeks ago.

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I bet it's that darned humerus, AKA your FUNNY BONE.

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Because you are up at 4:30 in the morning smoking crack? Oh wait...that's why my elbow feels funny.

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That's one of the early symptoms of Covid-19.

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Send Maroonsaint your dick pic and it will all go away.