Was it breaking three bones in my foot and fucking up the cartridge in my knee?
Working a 110° Miami warehouse in the only pair of clean boxers in the drawer- fucking wool, and deciding against commando? Coming home with my junk scraped raw with embedded wool? Was it that hot shower trying to clean it up? Was it the Icy Hot I mistakenly grabbed in lieu of the numbing cream on my countertop and longingly applying in that blinding haze of steam and pain?
Was it a Carolina Devil scorpion sting to the sack on Ol' Lefty several years later?
Testicular torsion?
Being swarmed by ground-nesting yellowjackets every goddamn summer when I'd mow the lawn?
The sword through my calf?
My foot getting run over by a truck?
Having a pill burn a hole in my esophogus?
Having acid reflux flow up to said hole and have my throat spasm shut?
Velvet Ant sting?
Chipping a tooth in half after jumping out of a tree onto trampoline?
My botched wisdom teeth removal, dry socket, and nerve damage that triggered trigeminal neuralgia (that one's forever, and it fucking suuuucks)?
None of those; it was heartbreak.
None of those; it was heartbreak.
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I was going to complain about a kidney stone but now I consider myself blessed.
No, you're right, the kidney stone is the worst. Had my first one two months back or so and I could not function.
Wisdom teeth removal is such a scam
In my case, it was necessary. They were pushing the molars out the side of my gums and trying to shift other teeth that had bonded retainers behind them. The complication was the right jaw widsom tooth; it had a major nerve wrapped up around the root, and its removal gave me a notorious neurological condition. Seriously, TGN fucking sucks.
That... sounds like it really sucks. Sorry man
You need to chill out brother. You’re about out of luck.
Sounds like you fucked ip a lot
You better believe it! Graduated valedictorian from the School of Hard Knocks, with Lady Luck as headmistress. Bitch has had a nose job and attitude adjustment since then, but I still don't trust her.
I think I've done fairly well, overall.
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