It's true. I feed squirrels and trolls. It's what I do here.
I feed squirrels
Horkers! not squirrels.
, do something man!
Hey, forgive me. I haven't had any coffee today.
Coffee is an important ingredient to situational awareness, as well as amphetamines and waffles I've been told. Only are most elite fighters embed alone innawoods at all times. I've heard of sieges that lasted months where the greatest men of our generation bathed in horker blood, killing as many as six of em in a single hour. Ever humble our brave fighters call it going on walkabout innawoods. It doesn't matter how many you kill, the waves of them never stop coming. You may have seen some of their advance recon forces even in a seemingly safe suburban neighborhood lurking innatrees reporting back on things like population density and targets of opportunity. Stay vigilant and stay safe. Keep the coffee flowing.
coffee
That's a good reason.
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