Coffee and waffles, apparently. I'm all good with the amphetamines.
The horker scourge can never be eradicated, only pared back. I shall endeavor to be vigilant.
Good man, I avoid the amphetamines as well. We save those for the real operators or Horker Borkers as they are affectionately nicknamed. The waffles are the squirrel bait btw.
( alright I'm gonna have to do more horker posts now. Horker Borker is simply to amusing pass up. "An elite special forces group nicknamed Horker Borkers." I'm just gonna casually slip it into the meta for the next few years leaving new people scratching their heads wondering... wtf is a horker borker? After that term becomes a little widely more known, I'm going to introduce 'horker porker' as slang for overweight squirrels and the species traitors that pork them).
I am so happy to be a part of this historic thread.
Ooh better yet this should eventually involve into a Dr. Suess style story of horker borkers porking horkers... Idk wtf broke inside of me or why but at moments like this, I love that fucked up bit I call a brain.
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