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Grab your jacket and your rifle, right now. Go stand outside for 5 minutes, then do 20 burpees. If you're somewhere cold, are your feet cold? You forgot your boots. Somewhere hot? Mosquitos biting? Didn't finish breakfast? Hungry, tired?

I don't mean to discourage anyone, but be prepared for lots of things sucking between blue helmet headshots.

Grab your jacket and your rifle, right now. Go stand outside for 5 minutes, then do 20 burpees. If you're somewhere cold, are your feet cold? You forgot your boots. Somewhere hot? Mosquitos biting? Didn't finish breakfast? Hungry, tired? I don't mean to discourage anyone, but be prepared for lots of things sucking between blue helmet headshots.

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Sure lol

Please don’t nuke nuke nuke my camps camps camps mister scary nuke man

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Why would I nuke your shit when it’s so easy to get people with nukes to nuke your shit?

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They’re going to nuke nuke nuke it?

Gosh gosh gosh!!

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