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Grab your jacket and your rifle, right now. Go stand outside for 5 minutes, then do 20 burpees. If you're somewhere cold, are your feet cold? You forgot your boots. Somewhere hot? Mosquitos biting? Didn't finish breakfast? Hungry, tired?

I don't mean to discourage anyone, but be prepared for lots of things sucking between blue helmet headshots.

Grab your jacket and your rifle, right now. Go stand outside for 5 minutes, then do 20 burpees. If you're somewhere cold, are your feet cold? You forgot your boots. Somewhere hot? Mosquitos biting? Didn't finish breakfast? Hungry, tired? I don't mean to discourage anyone, but be prepared for lots of things sucking between blue helmet headshots.

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minute man

Thats rude

I asked her POLITELY to not mention that...

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Does the UN have a standing army now?

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I ordered a couple UN helmets as Halloween props years ago. Time to polish rhe rust out f the bullet holes in them & place em on my drive way gate posts

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Point of importance: Even though you should empty your bladder and bowel prior, the moment your boots are on the ground, you will feel the urge! Ignore it, that is a true resistance test!! :-D

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Never bring a knife to a gun fight or a gun to a nuke fight, faggot.

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Always bring a knife to a gun fight, but bring a gun too.

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Lol

Nukes nukes nukes lol

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It’s all fun and games until the mushroom clouds pop off.

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Sure lol

Please don’t nuke nuke nuke my camps camps camps mister scary nuke man

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