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Things are getting weird... I had to leave Pennsylvania because reasons... Mostly that I was homeless and didn't want to spend another 2 months in the slam for being so... I ran to Idaho because I have friends from high school there. I thought that I was going to be able to rent a place in a shit trailer park, but I filled the background check because warrants back in PA... Warrants for missing court for paraphernalia (weed one hitter).

I'm looking for a place to bake a pot 🥧 or a shitty lobster egg roll from the dollar tree.

I have money... I have $1488 thanks to the stimulus, so money is not a problem...

I'm out here at the bar looking for some slag that is desperate for a man at the moment.

My god protects me... I'll be alright.

Things are getting weird... I had to leave Pennsylvania because reasons... Mostly that I was homeless and didn't want to spend another 2 months in the slam for being so... I ran to Idaho because I have friends from high school there. I thought that I was going to be able to rent a place in a shit trailer park, but I filled the background check because warrants back in PA... Warrants for missing court for paraphernalia (weed one hitter). I'm looking for a place to bake a pot 🥧 or a shitty lobster egg roll from the dollar tree. I have money... I have $1488 thanks to the stimulus, so money is not a problem... I'm out here at the bar looking for some slag that is desperate for a man at the moment. My god protects me... I'll be alright.

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No job, running from the law, broke but at the bar spending money you should be saving for rent, looking for any hole to stick it in and in the comments talking about how he's too good for some shit job.

You sound like a fantastic tenant, no doubt you'll pay the rent on time and not destroy my property. Where do I sign up?