Because they didn't take the 3 hours needed to get their mops to behave so it looks like they have a big 'ol mound of pubic hair on their head.
This is probably the real answer. I knew you guys wouldn't let me down.
I've had to work alongside these types in the past. They have to put like 5x the effort in to look presentable compared to a white girl and eventually just give up.
See: Mayor of Chimpcago.
What's the point when the face underneath the fur looks like a baboon?
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