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This is an important question for this community. We must figure out which of the admins is a filthy bike thief.

This is an important question for this community.

We must figure out which of the admins is a filthy bike thief.

Boone did it
ASU did it
PMYB2 did it
Never relax
Fuck You!

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Ask boobs about the time he helped a nigger steal a bike and sell it for crack

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I believe it. Sounds like him.

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Arozona State University stole mah bike!

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The more important question is why do niggers ride with their heels on the pedals?

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Because reparations.

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They do it out of mindless spite. They do it for the same reason they vandalize.

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The likeliest reasons?

(1) There aren't many things, beside cars & trucks, that you can steal which are simultaneously the getaway vehicle.

(2) Modeling bike theft in terms of risk-reward profiles, the financial benefit of stealing a bike outweighs the risk of committing the crime. Less than 40% of victims of bike theft report the loss, and less than 3% of stolen bikes are even recovered. Hardly anyone registers their bikes (I can't say I'd ever register a bike with local law enforcement).

(3) For a druggie in need of a hit, a bike is an easy target, and an easy $50-75.

(4) Once the bike is stolen, one addict could easily sell the bike to another addict, so on and so forth until it finally gets sold to the fence, say, at a pawn shop. If the bike exchanges hands two or three times, you could imagine $50, here and there, exchanges hands each time. Nearly 4 out of 5 bikes stolen are worth less than $500.

(5) More and more cities are charging fees for special bike parking, which most people don't want to pay.

(6) While only representing 13% of the total American population, blacks make up 53% of the homeless population with children, based on a recent study by HUD. A huge factor correlated with homelessness is previous incarceration, and black rates of incarceration are more than six times higher than for whites. We might think that if the black homeless population is more highly concentrated in the urban/suburban areas where use of bikes is more common, there'd be more blacks to do the stealing.

(7) One last reason for the disparity probably has to do with the reasons for bicycling. I'd wager most of the bikes belonging to white people which are stolen, are probably taken because these people commute to work or school with them, leaving them unattended for large periods of time. Contrast that with the nigger's use of bikes, which is generally to cruise a neighborhood looking for other bikes to steal.

I'm cracking up at this story from Baltimore from several years ago. Some city workers had been putting dozens of bikes out for a public 'bike sharing' program, but they were stolen by 50 'youths'. Notice the lengths they go to, to avoid saying these were black kids in Baltimore. "It's a kids-out-of-control issue." No, it's a nigger issue. https://www.baltimoresun.com/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-recnparks-bikes-stolen-20140530-story.html

I live in a neighborhood which is predominantly white. There are a few of these 'sharing' things done within our neighborhood, organized by the community. There are no problems.