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It's not going to involve crunchy peanut butter and anal lube again, is it?

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The 9th annual Geoduck eating contest for new users.

Still waiting on my crowd funded geoduck to eat live on the poalcast

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We do have a bigger crowd now...

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Why did you remind me of this?

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The time is now. Walt is the chosen one...

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I believe he is the chosen one. TO eat the geoduck.

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I say we judge penis sizes, i will be the first to submit

and blow everyone out of the water.

lol, you know who i am boobs, i could not resist this one

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> i will be the first to submit and blow everyone

this guy wins

wait, that sounded very homosexual..... no dick sucking going on with me

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Pffft, this fag goes straight to the anal.

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Pie eating contest?

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Seems like that would be hard to judge over the net.

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True...

Lan party / pie eating contest?

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I'm thinking I'll just hide some shit all over the site and not tell anyone where it is and the people who find it win, kind of like the easter egg.

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Yes

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I'm thinking who has the biggest boobies contest.

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he could win that one, too

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I am disqualified from winning.

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Finally, I have a chance at winning something.

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Yes just not a mug. Anything but a mug. I know everyone wants the final mug but no one can have it.

Just make some t shirts fucker

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Poalo shirts.

I know right!

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I swear to god someday I'm seriously going to make some of these.

Is the contest to guess how long until Poal shuts down and everyone has to flee to another shit http site that's just as vulnerable?

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Nope Poal will never shutdown as long as I am breathing.

Comical. You would have seen the same type of responses were someone to talk about Voat shutting down, back in November or earlier.

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Um I was on voat for 5 years. When it was whoaverse I only started this place during the 3 week outage because someone had to do something. Apparently I called it early but I called it.