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On Christmas morning (when I was young), my dad would say something like "I think I heard Santa walking on the roof last night. But then I also heard a thud, so I think he might have dropped a present. Let's go check!" So I would run outside and look, and sure enough there would be a stray present on the roof. My dad would go retrieve it and act like he didn't know how it got there. It was a cute and clever touch of holiday "magic"

On Christmas morning (when I was young), my dad would say something like "I think I heard Santa walking on the roof last night. But then I also heard a thud, so I think he might have dropped a present. Let's go check!" So I would run outside and look, and sure enough there would be a stray present on the roof. My dad would go retrieve it and act like he didn't know how it got there. It was a cute and clever touch of holiday "magic"

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Year I go t married. First Christmas with my wife.

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I woke up early one particular Christmas and went out to the tree and it was all blue lit and there were so many presents. Was like 8.Was prolly my last real Christmas.

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This isn't mine but something I heard once. A guy would do something similar, but instead of a random present he'd fling dog poop onto the roof and claim it was reindeer droppings.

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My favorite is when my wife and I bought our first house. We moved in on Christmas Eve while it was snowing, it never snows at Christmas in Louisiana. All the children and years latter this our first Christmas alone, ever.

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I'm glad your dad just left it at a dropped present. I thought he did the Santa Clause on you and had a mannequin in a Santa suit on the ground, like he had fallen off the roof.

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I once saw Santa. For real. I was just sitting with my best friend cracking cans at the old school and we heard bells.. Fucking Santa came riding past on the road with actual deer in the harness. He was even saying ho ho ho and ringing a bell. What the fuck?