Just happy there were no cameras around.
seriously but not anymore everyone has cameras now.
Have you tried to light half of a medical alcohol bottle laying on the ground https://pic8.co/sh/d6rKkO.jpeg like that?
Shit starts to fucking spin on itself exponentially. A crossover between a flame thrower and lawn sprinkler.
Very funny
And then you hear grandma saying "what the hell are you doing over there?" and that's your OH SHIT moment and you rush to clear all the evidences like a fucking squirrel on PCP before she arrives
Hadn't tried that one, but I did get yelled at for pouring gasoline on a lit bonfire and looked away then the fire started to burn up the stream of gasoline and I threw the can.
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