I can't spell for shit and use computer to correct just about every word.
I can't spell for shit and use computer to correct just about every word.
I can't believe I'm going to admit this but I like salad.
I can't believe I'm going to admit this but I like salad.
Man, put some meat and eggs in it and its good.
Man, put some meat and eggs in it and its good.
No I like it with just no meat just as much as with.
No I like it with just no meat just as much as with.
What's wrong with salad? There are plenty of good ones. Vitamins are good for you and prevent covid more than a vaccine.
I like salad just fine with a steak and your mom
What's wrong with salad? There are plenty of good ones. Vitamins are good for you and prevent covid more than a vaccine.
I like salad just fine with a steak and your mom
See that's what I'm saying I'll eat a salad with no meat by itself as a meal sometimes.
See that's what I'm saying I'll eat a salad with no meat by itself as a meal sometimes.
Who gives a fuck? Sometimes I eat fruit for breakfast and only eat fruit with cheese during a day. Your body tells you what it needs. And when your piss turns yellow, you know you have enough vitamins
Who gives a fuck? Sometimes I eat fruit for breakfast and only eat fruit with cheese during a day. Your body tells you what it needs. And when your piss turns yellow, you know you have enough vitamins
I, sometimes, forget apostrophes.
I, sometimes, forget apostrophes.
I couldnt if Id try.
I couldnt if Id try.
I frequently drink Pinot Grigio.
I frequently drink Pinot Grigio.
I cant play bass..... i know super embarrassing
I cant play bass..... i know super embarrassing
prone to farting during massage sessions
prone to farting during massage sessions
Your mom
Your mom
I used to like to hop up stairs like a rabbit, by keeping my knees together, not bending my legs, but just using the strength in my calves, ankles and feet. It feels kind of trippy once you get into the zone. But I think others may have thought it was odd.
I used to like to hop up stairs like a rabbit, by keeping my knees together, not bending my legs, but just using the strength in my calves, ankles and feet. It feels kind of trippy once you get into the zone. But I think others may have thought it was odd.
I fold TP up neatly and dampen half of the wipes with water before using it. An ex-gf of mine from many many years ago still teases me about it to this day. She asked one day why I always run the water at least 2x when doing the business, so I told her. She texted me a couple weeks ago again to ask if I still do it.
I fold TP up neatly and dampen half of the wipes with water before using it. An ex-gf of mine from many many years ago still teases me about it to this day. She asked one day why I always run the water at least 2x when doing the business, so I told her. She texted me a couple weeks ago again to ask if I still do it.
I'm a grown man with the cooking skills of a 18 year old Freshman. Seriously, my wife cooks everything that isn't grilling or breakfast. Before I was married, if I didn't have a girlfriend to cook for me it was crock pot, restaurant, or microwave food. I've eaten enough ramen, frozen pizzas and whey protein that I won't need embalming when I die. I have no sense for it, and it just seems like a burden.
I can't function if my surroundings aren't orderly. No joke, I had a girlfriend in college who was a fucking slob (great sex though) I used to clean up her dorm. She thought I was just being sweet. Nope; I could not think straight when she had half her closet on the floor. "Is that s surface? Let's put a bunch of random shit on it so I don't know where anything is... herp derp".
I'm a grown man with the cooking skills of a 18 year old Freshman. Seriously, my wife cooks everything that isn't grilling or breakfast. Before I was married, if I didn't have a girlfriend to cook for me it was crock pot, restaurant, or microwave food. I've eaten enough ramen, frozen pizzas and whey protein that I won't need embalming when I die. I have no sense for it, and it just seems like a burden.
I can't function if my surroundings aren't orderly. No joke, I had a girlfriend in college who was a fucking slob (great sex though) I used to clean up her dorm. She thought I was just being sweet. Nope; I could not think straight when she had half her closet on the floor. "Is that s surface? Let's put a bunch of random shit on it so I don't know where anything is... herp derp".
If you give it a shot casseroles are really easy and very awesome. I never used to cook anything and then I looked up a few recipes for casseroles online and got some from family and now I'm a master. You just need a good casserole dish for the oven. Cheap. Also you can use them to make sheppard's pie. One of my favourite things to make is cheeseburger sheppard;s pie
If you give it a shot casseroles are really easy and very awesome. I never used to cook anything and then I looked up a few recipes for casseroles online and got some from family and now I'm a master. You just need a good casserole dish for the oven. Cheap. Also you can use them to make sheppard's pie. One of my favourite things to make is cheeseburger sheppard;s pie
Shepard's Pie is delicious.
Shepard's Pie is delicious.
I jerk off to anime.
I jerk off to anime.
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