You see, back in 1936 at the pumpkin fair, great-uncle goerge made sam thintleson mad. Because the cows had spots, the pumpkins were actually made into cookies that year, and it caused a simple downspout interpolation between the amish and the mennonite communities. Moving ahead 50 years, we get 7 Amish AT&T Profitsharing jobs that led to Iraqi terrorists becoming airline pilots and crashing balloons into the trade center towers. The balloons were cloaked with miracle technology found in a UFO crash in Hillsboro, Oregon. What that all boils down to is don't eat pumpkin cookies baked by a spotted cow. It causes terrorism.