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Is this going to be as funny as I’m imagining it will be?

Is there any chance Biden backs out at the last minute?

Is this going to be as funny as I’m imagining it will be? Is there any chance Biden backs out at the last minute?

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[–] 8 pts

The amusement you get from the debate might depend on how dark your sense of humor is. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Biden suffers a stroke (staged or authentic) before or during the debates. No matter what he does you'll have a bunch of Democrats exclaiming how great his victory was in the debates. If it's too obvious his brain is falling apart, they'll come up with a medical excuse to withdraw him (something that only just now manifested, not a part of what we've been seeing over the past few months). Then they'll say even with that medical condition he was able to tear Trump apart in the debates, just imagine if he still had his health. The funniest thing I could see happening would be for them to replace him with Hillary through some emergency process.

[–] 8 pts

If they replace him with Hillary I’ll laugh my ass off. It would be almost the worst move they could make.

[–] [deleted] 5 pts

The debate is probably worthless but hopefully is sways a lot of voters to choose a better option.

I just want the more you Joe meme vids of him saying stupid shit

[–] 4 pts

I also want to see him say “you know the thing” at least once during them.

[–] [deleted] 6 pts

And come on, man.

I want him to say that after every talking point Trump makes.

Just that

[–] 4 pts

This would make for the most entertaining debate.

[–] 3 pts

Of course Trump will cancel the debates!

No way he could go head-to-head with a wordsmith like Biden.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

They will inject biden with something to keep him from sun downing and it will be avrage joe. Or he will call everyone stupid bastards and then cnn will clap

[–] 2 pts

I am hoping for the "call every stupid bastards"

[–] 2 pts

Won't be surprised if he is exposed to COVID and has to quarantine...

[–] 3 pts

I would say that counts as backing out.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

It will probably be even funnier. Also, I was just musing - Pence and Cumala will have to debate once, too. That exchange should be rather brutal since Cumala only has her vagina and melanin to argue with.

[–] 2 pts

I imagine that one going something like “white man bad!” Then CNN “Kamala crushed pence in the debate”