Convert to islam, enjoy goatsex.

It's relative. The key is to take your own level of craziness as the baseline, and go from there. You might just end up sticking your dick in the type of crazy that makes your life better.

It's only a problem when your life revolves around sticking your dick in pussy

Maybe it does maybe it doesn't, but also, you can only know that in hindsight, after all...

Become agent of god, so your life doesn't revolve around sticking your dick in pussy, problem solved

But then maybe that's how it's going to turn out to be in the end, down that path, who knows

Dudes, duh

My bum.