be me
go to to the outhouse to make pee-pee in the middle of the night in December
dark af - can't see muh dik
cold af - can't feel muh dik
pull shaft out of fly, aim at hole
muh dik too long - tip is still in pants
make pee-pee
>be me
>go to to the outhouse to make pee-pee in the middle of the night in December
>dark af - can't see muh dik
>cold af - can't feel muh dik
>pull shaft out of fly, aim at hole
>muh dik too long - tip is still in pants
>make pee-pee
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