Holy shit this sounds like a failed Mythbusters plot.
As long as I get the cute redhead assistant, I'm game.
You know it would be beyond funny if someone did a mythbusters short of this very experiment busting the myth. You could act it out and pretend to say "I can't breath" and shit. Damn, I could imagine this being pretty funny.
I've been thinking of people I can trust where I live that could possibly be on board to chaperone. I really am moderately entertaining the idea of building this junk heap, recording the results, and uploading them to Bitchute.
Yes. You must do it as a mythbusters parody! You have to be the fat cuck though. No one can recognize the redhead and connect that with mythbusters.
If everything goes well, I'll make a T-shirt ninja hood and the guy I'm thinking of tapping will be off-camera the whole time.
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