Copy-pasted from the Hennepin County Medical Report:
>The body is that of a normally developed, muscular and adequately nourished appearing, 6 feet 4 inch long, 223 pound male whose appearance is consistent with the reported age of 46 years.
I thought I read somewhere he was 6'6" instead; but I'll take 6'4".
Maybe they forgot to remove his shoes. 😂
"Coroner's log - please enter into the record that subject's Air Jordans, circa 2018, were not removed prior to the examination. Subject's overall length has dropped to 6' even, yet still wildly out of proportion with the micro-penis detected in the subject's pubic region."
lol
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