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[–] • 5 pts

Yes, and very poorly

[–] • 1 pt

My favorite opponent! Kidding obviously.

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You should set up a chess sub, but it needs to be anonymous because I don't want anyone to know how bad I actually am.

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The best way to win when you’re that bad is to not play.

[–] • 4 pts

I've got a chess set that I've never used... Someday I'll have a friend again, I know it!

[–] • 3 pts

I've got too many friends. I will give you a couple.

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I know plenty of idiots who I previously called friends. Turns out I was setting the bar too low. I don't need your defunct fuckup acquaintances shitting up my life... Thanks for the offer though!

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Went through the same thing. Went from 20+ people I had regular contact with to down to 1. They were all fuckups. I grew up, they did not.

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The queens you use would not excite us!

[–] • 1 pt

Can’t be too careful with your company

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Explain. And the guy "ok" on this site ... well, he isn't exactly "ok".

https://invidio.us/watch?v=sQCv80Ac3ls

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WTF is this? I thought this was a ridiculous opening for some chess channel.

Funny nonetheless.

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I played my arrogant son in one game a few years ago. I did a few test moves to see what he was doing and realized he was falling for my feints. I became the aggressor and had a massive advantage that I didn't realize was as big as it was. I put him in checkmate and thought it was check.

[–] • 0 pt

I do not believe a thing you said. So many elements about your story scream deception.

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My dad never cut me one break. I think that is what made me better.

[–] • 1 pt

Chess is a stupid game

Even football is less retarded

At least in football the best player of all times isn't a fucking computer

[–] • 3 pts

At least in football the best player of all times isn't a fucking computer

Right, it's a nigger. That wants to kneel for the greatest White country ever.

Okay, I can see how you hate your own people.

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You're what pissant? Voatard fugee or something? Fucking noobfag finally landing here thinking you're tough and shit?

I'll tell you what

You finally saw the light yesterday. That's it now, you get it? Voat has been a moron magnet for how long now? 3 years?

It took you 3 fucking years to figure that out you shitbag moron?

How fucking lame are you now?

That fucking lame, and that's a fact

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Oh, you are that guy. Cool. Water, meet duck.

Did you do a single pushup today?

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I too like to use worthless expletives to communicate as a non-nigger.

[–] • 0 pt

You sound angry about something...

Newsflash: No one, and I mean absolutely nobody, wants to be on poal. Unless you're a literal reddit faggot.

So much whining in this place. Too damn funny.

[–] • 0 pt

Niggerball is less retarded? I love watching overpaid, sweaty men move a pigskin around on the ground in a spandex homosexual way.

Got me on this one!

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I don't watch niggerball that's a retard sport I took for comparison

Chess is pretend smart "sport" (lol, what a sport...)

Reality is that any chess player can be replaced by a script to begin with end of story

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Oh Jesus fucking Christ, you again? Are you the only person on this site?!

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My son beat me at chess when he was 14. I never played again.

I'm still the reighning buck-shit-spitting champion though.

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What is up with this site? I don't have a son. I never said that.

Okay, I don't understand exactly how this site works. Nevermind.

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Don't be discouraged. Maybe we view Chess in more general terms. Not everyone relates to your specific niche interest. Hang around, haze others about their random interests, or start a Chess sub here.

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I like it but I make too many mistakes and don't see that moving my queen there means he's dead the next turn.

Yes my queen is a man, that's chess for 2020!