'In the rare case that you have managed to read this far without chucking my C.V in the trash yet because of my name, then you have hereby agreed to my terms of service, which require you to hire me post haste'.
'In the rare case that you have managed to read this far without chucking my C.V in the trash yet because of my name, then **you have hereby agreed to my terms of service, which require you to hire me post haste**'.
Much better!
Much better!
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