'In the rare case that you have managed to read this far without chucking my C.V in the trash yet because of my name, then you have hereby agreed to my terms of service, which require you to hire me post haste'.
Much better!
'In the rare case that you have managed to read this far without chucking my C.V in the trash yet because of my name, then you have hereby agreed to my terms of service, which require you to hire me post haste'.
Much better!
Good fucking god wait I need to make a proper one like this but without the photo because I'm too ugly:
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