Mayor's office or doorstep.
Mayor's office or doorstep.
Just shit in the street like a normal city person.
Just shit in the street like a normal city person.
19 minutes ago
RIP
>19 minutes ago
RIP
Too late. You already shit your pants. Sorry TK.
Too late. You already shit your pants. Sorry TK.
You could've been there for me, but you weren't.
You could've been there for me, but you weren't.
Park
Park
Alley
Alley
So what did you do?
So what did you do?
Starbucks still accepts business through the drive through. You might find some kind of solution there.
Starbucks still accepts business through the drive through. You might find some kind of solution there.
Get your legs wide and then roll onto your back, from the right angle you can catch your shit fountain right in your own mouth. Takes a little practice though, keep at it!
I remember seeing a picture of this in the early 2000's, back when there were image sites for shocker/gore pics. The one of the scene I just described stuck with me, and now I'm sharing it with you. That's what wisdom and experience are for, you're welcome.
Get your legs wide and then roll onto your back, from the right angle you can catch your shit fountain right in your own mouth. Takes a little practice though, keep at it!
I remember seeing a picture of this in the early 2000's, back when there were image sites for shocker/gore pics. The one of the scene I just described stuck with me, and now I'm sharing it with you. That's what wisdom and experience are for, you're welcome.
I'm in California, so you'd be able to just drop trou and do your thing. But you've probably crapped yourself by this point.
RIP pants...
I'm in California, so you'd be able to just drop trou and do your thing. But you've probably crapped yourself by this point.
RIP pants...
Shit in a secret hiding spot of the city's park
Shit in a secret hiding spot of the city's park
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