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On a scale of Somalian to ashkenazi how smart are you?

On a scale of Somalian to ashkenazi how smart are you?

(post is archived)

[–] • 6 pts

I am starting to wonder if I am in fact retarded.

[–] • 4 pts

It's possible. I might be retarded to realize how retarded I am

[–] • 3 pts

Maybe we could have some kind of government panel to tell us if we're smart enough to asses whether or not we're retarded. If they give me the go ahead, I'll go ahead and say I'm not retarded. But I'm not gonna claim that officially until I get the all clear.

[–] • 3 pts

Maybe that's just what they want the retarded to do.

[–] • 1 pt

I am smart enough to ass, but multiple asses might be too much for me.

[–] • 4 pts

I probably am, but how would I know for sure? If I were retarded, would I be smart enough to know I'm retarded?

[–] • 4 pts

I wish I could tell you man but I might be retarded and I don't want to lead you astray

[–] • 3 pts

That show's a lot of mental clarity, the kind I wouldn't expect from a retard.

I think the qualifies you to tell me if I'm retarded or not.

[–] • 2 pts

In my non retarded professional opinion I think you maybe slighty retarded.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Put your hand to your face, is you hand covering your face completely? If yes, you are retarded, if not, then you're good.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

How could I tell? It's well known a retard feels like perfectly normal, because his retarded brain is what he judges with, it's fucked. It's like asking the main drive to unmount itself to perform disk repair on itself, you can't

[–] • 1 pt

Im to retarded to understand that

[–] • 2 pts

Nah that's just tech dumb. But still that's dumb and that's just like that

[–] • 0 pt

But if dumb is that retarded then it can't be healthy enough to sustain these levels of retardedness

[–] • 2 pts

Klingon.

[–] • 1 pt

Ferengi

[–] • 2 pts

Funnily I am smart with savant level memory and musical skills but I fail at all else in life. Higher Functioning Autism is weird, but I'm relearning the piano now.

[–] • 0 pt

To many big words. You must not be retarded

[–] • 1 pt

My god are you every doctor ever? 'How can you have autism when you talk that good?' Yea but no what else can I do but talk, play piano and pass tests? I fucking fail at life.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I am not smart man. The correct term is "advanced retard."

[–] • 1 pt

Why put ashkenazi there? I thought it was a scale of retardation? Not schizophrenia.

[–] • 1 pt

Are you retarded?

No, I am not.

But I know .