Well, it involved a truckload of hookers, a honey badger, twelve nuns, and exactly one half of a circus clown.
It's a complicated story, and he doesn't want to incriminate himself, as is his right.
I can understand the hookers, the nuns and half a clown but a honey badger? That doesn't make a lick of sense.
Look, in my defense I was drunk. How was I to know that honey badgers don't actually produce honey?
He's kind of weird like that.
But honestly, the badger did not seem to give a fuck, for some reason. At least that's how I've heard the story told.
I've heard they don't but every single one snubbed me when I tried to ask them about it. Almost like they really don't give a fuck...but I do. I give two fucks and I demand answers.
13 nuns. A Baker's dozen of them.
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