Fast forward, you're CEO now.
A: You take on the position like a natural. TankMan knows exactly what to do to simultaneously appease the company's stockholders, rally the workforce, and steer the ship back into profitability.. and then some!
B: You gave it your best shot. Your area of expertise was basically centered around a single department. So upon being bombarded with questions from literally every single employee on what to do next, you had no idea what to tell them. That was a week ago. Today, standing orders still remain.. "go to your desk and await orders.." ..as you frantically scramble around Jewgle attempting to learn the basics of literally every field in your ranks. I mean, what the hell does a controller do, anyway?
C: No fucks given. Strut around the place like you own it. Piss in all of the office plants, because you know, dominance. Everyone told to fuck off and go plant tulips. Except for the CFO and HR guy, you made them hang a banner out front "TankMan Rulez. Jews did 911. Epstein didn't kill himself. 8===D" Milk this for every penny you can, while you can.
A combination of the 3. C would be the equivalent of making bank on stuck options with buy backs to then gtfo because the commies are coming to loot the whole company anyway.
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