I've only been buying American beers.
Chad does not fear disease. I'm always sick and feel no different so I wouldn't be able to tell.
I decimate my workplace and ascend to CEO.
Fast forward, you're CEO now.
A: You take on the position like a natural. TankMan knows exactly what to do to simultaneously appease the company's stockholders, rally the workforce, and steer the ship back into profitability.. and then some!
B: You gave it your best shot. Your area of expertise was basically centered around a single department. So upon being bombarded with questions from literally every single employee on what to do next, you had no idea what to tell them. That was a week ago. Today, standing orders still remain.. "go to your desk and await orders.." ..as you frantically scramble around Jewgle attempting to learn the basics of literally every field in your ranks. I mean, what the hell does a controller do, anyway?
C: No fucks given. Strut around the place like you own it. Piss in all of the office plants, because you know, dominance. Everyone told to fuck off and go plant tulips. Except for the CFO and HR guy, you made them hang a banner out front "TankMan Rulez. Jews did 911. Epstein didn't kill himself. 8===D" Milk this for every penny you can, while you can.
A combination of the 3. C would be the equivalent of making bank on stuck options with buy backs to then gtfo because the commies are coming to loot the whole company anyway.
One of my former coworkers claims to have it. Of course, his hard drinking, hard smoking lifestyle might have something to do with a respiratory infection as well.
That sucks. Did your work have to do anything weird because of him? I always worry one of my coworkers is going to get it and we'll be shut down.
On a really random note your username reminds me of how many bird related usernames we've had.
We have Owlchemy, littlebird, amybird, birdtowncomics, and the best, obviously, yourself. I'm just saying that's a lot.
No, the owner went and hid in his office while everyone cleaned up some with alcohol. He's a snowflake that will tell you how important he is, put up signs that say "Stay home" and then he'll go home. I got laid off permanently due to lack of work, so I don't care about them anymore. Once I've cleared my waiting period, I'm good.
What can I say about birds? They'll poop on your head. Thank you for your kind words, I hope I do the bird lineage here some small justice.
Did you just OwO?
Tell Shadman to work his magic with this fast. You made me thirsty uwu
I was feeling a bit unwell for a few days, but no fever or cough and I thought I got the flu. Then suddenly everyone panicked about coronavirus and it was lockdown time.
Pretty sure this shit already passed through here over the winter, there was a huge wave of illness that everyone seems to have forgotten because it was normal!
People called out sick from work for several days, then got over it, noone went to hospital or died.
Flashforward 6 weeks and people are on edge "waiting" for it's arrival even though noone is getting sick now.
Well bad news for the people on edge. Cases are down globally, in the US, and at least in my state. The total number of cases will probably be several times the current number (if things stay flat for a long time), but multiplying say 7 times essentially zero is still a very very tiny percent of the population. If you don't know anyone who has gotten it, probably by the end you'll know one or two people who have and that's it (among the hundred or so people you have in your orbit).
Lol what makes you think it was this easy when it spread so easily before?
I'm pretty sure I had it but never bothered to go for the test. My doctor advised me against going to the hospital unless I absolutely had to.
My wife might have had it, but I felt fine so probably nah FUCK YOU
how many slabs do u need to consume b4 u get it?
I got really badly sick (in china) around Christmas and then again in January only a few weeks later. Both times were very bad, certainly the worst flu I've had yet. Coughing up phlegm constantly.
I have a sneaking suspicion that it was the bioengineered chinese wuhan flu. But from what I've heard about it, I don't think so, because I didn't have pneumonia or anything that serious.
Either way, getting rid of the ccp and all their commie bullshit would be perhaps the single greatest thing for basically everyone, so I hope that when everyone else recovers, they start pointing guns and nukes at the PRC, and balkanise the dog eating mother fuckers.
I think if I was going to get it I should have gotten it by now as well. I have still gone to grocery stores, liquor stores, even the bank. And definately been going outside for fresh air.
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