Timmy's helpful tips:
Buy clippers. Give yourself a crewcut. It'll grow back. Give yourself another crewcut. Fuck paying for haircuts. Buy booze. Drink at home. Wake up. Have another drink. You don't have to be into work anyway.
*Timmy's helpful tips:*
Buy clippers. Give yourself a crewcut. It'll grow back. Give yourself another crewcut. Fuck paying for haircuts.
Buy booze. Drink at home. Wake up. Have another drink. You don't have to be into work anyway.
I need my high and tight with my glorious locks on top. I'm used to getting a haircut every two weeks. A small price to pay for being so beautiful.
I need my high and tight with my glorious locks on top. I'm used to getting a haircut every two weeks. A small price to pay for being so beautiful.
Cutting your own hair leaves a larger budget for booze.
Cutting your own hair leaves a larger budget for booze.
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