srsly tho. A lot of people are out of work because of this crap.
How would people protest? Right to assembly has de facto been suspended and people aren't eager to assemble anyway.
They aren't arresting people for being outside yet.
I think in some states people are getting fines, but most aren't. I guess it's up to those people to save us from a depression.
Timmy's helpful tips:
Buy clippers. Give yourself a crewcut. It'll grow back. Give yourself another crewcut. Fuck paying for haircuts. Buy booze. Drink at home. Wake up. Have another drink. You don't have to be into work anyway.
I need my high and tight with my glorious locks on top. I'm used to getting a haircut every two weeks. A small price to pay for being so beautiful.
Cutting your own hair leaves a larger budget for booze.
When are people go to notice that a bunch of CEOs just up and stepped down throughout the month of March right before the stocks took a nosedive? Those fucks are basically making bank right now, not only did the buy back everything at the dip but they're also supposedly getting about $1.5tn of the $2t "stimulus" package.
The entire charade was created specifically for this reason and will not stop until they "earn" enough profits.
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