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Cause I really need a haircut and a drink.

Cause I really need a haircut and a drink.

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[–] 4 pts

srsly tho. A lot of people are out of work because of this crap.

[–] 3 pts

How would people protest? Right to assembly has de facto been suspended and people aren't eager to assemble anyway.

[–] 3 pts

They aren't arresting people for being outside yet.

[–] 3 pts

I think in some states people are getting fines, but most aren't. I guess it's up to those people to save us from a depression.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Timmy's helpful tips:

Buy clippers. Give yourself a crewcut. It'll grow back. Give yourself another crewcut. Fuck paying for haircuts. Buy booze. Drink at home. Wake up. Have another drink. You don't have to be into work anyway.

[–] 1 pt

I need my high and tight with my glorious locks on top. I'm used to getting a haircut every two weeks. A small price to pay for being so beautiful.

[–] 1 pt

Cutting your own hair leaves a larger budget for booze.

When are people go to notice that a bunch of CEOs just up and stepped down throughout the month of March right before the stocks took a nosedive? Those fucks are basically making bank right now, not only did the buy back everything at the dip but they're also supposedly getting about $1.5tn of the $2t "stimulus" package.

The entire charade was created specifically for this reason and will not stop until they "earn" enough profits.