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Design your own pandemic:

  1. Who invented it?
  2. Where does it start?
  3. Who does it infect?
  4. How do the sheep react?

etc.

Design your own pandemic: 1. Who invented it? 2. Where does it start? 3. Who does it infect? 4. How do the sheep react? etc.

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

An ancestor of George Washington Carver invents it. It takes off in Israel. It targets anyone human with a specific mitochondrial DNA mutation that is unique to the chosen people. It makes their dicks fall off, paying them back for slavery. Sheeps enjoy watching Hebrew dicks fall off.

[–] • 0 pt

It specifically attacks unforskinned glans tissue.

[–] • 2 pts
  1. Bankers
  2. America
  3. Anyone that has a juicy 401k
  4. Like sharks during feeding
[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

global sticky, don't lie you own poal

[–] • 2 pts

Nah. I used to owns it now

[–] • 1 pt
  1. Me. I invented it.
  2. With the first victim I select.
  3. Whomever I decide needs to be infected.
  4. Widespread panic because of mysterious deaths without any perceivable cause.