My wife works in admitting for hospital near Disneyland. I know she's being sent home early Sunday morning (29th) because they aren't as full as they usually are. Her boss had emailed her about that yesterday I think. They had been slammed with normal flu bullshit for the last 2 months and then that all stopped 2 weeks ago.
She says it a little busy but normal bullshit for them. Normal bullshit for them is "Little Johnny/Suzy has a fever, we gave her Tyelenol 4 hours ago" and '"Candace" who came it at 5am after masturbating in the shower and "her" penis swelling up afterwards', as well as the ever popular anxiety attacks. Oh, and the drunk/high vagrants, can't forget those faggots.
That thing about her penis has to be made up, I don't want to believe its true. If it is a real story what has the medical world come too.
It's true. That's not even that crazy of a case that comes into the ER my wife works at. Normal weekend walk-ins are the standard "voices in my head won't shut-up", "the fever came back after we gave the baby Tylenol", dump and runs (gang shooting), and whatever comes in from the jail/ICE/prison. Some of her best stories involve Saudis busting out MediCal/MediCare cards and black credit cards for payment along with the gypsies coming in with the man and all the other wives and kids (also with MediCal cards) and complaints about having to pay as they pull out the wad of cash.
Well that's a hell of a red pill
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