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I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit.

My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it.

Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much.

Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar.

Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit. My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it. Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much. Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar. Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

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I have my benefits appeal on 3rd of April, they're doing it over the phone now cos of coronavirus. I have all the evidence to get it but if somehow they refuse I won't survive.

I would like to work but I'm genetically crippled and fell over twice at my last job and they wouldn't let me back cos I was too slow and no one will interview me cos as soon as they see my name on top of my C.V it goes in the bin.

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Change your name to Adolph Braun and be proud to be an Aryan! Good luck with the bennies.