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I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit.

My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it.

Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much.

Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar.

Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit. My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it. Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much. Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar. Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

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Hello Mr. Patel. There is nothing wrong with being Indian. India has a long and awesome history. I used to live in London for several years and every true Indian I knew were great folks, with prettier hair and skin and eyes than most of the Yanks and Brits. Back in America, I got to knowing and befriending many Hindus, Baha'i and Sikhs. Glad I did.

According to the great Indian author Bal Tilak, All the 'Aryan' people were of one stock, traveling to Europe and beyond, including India and Persia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arctic_Home_in_the_Vedas Check it out. And welcome to Poal.