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I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit.

My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it.

Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much.

Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar.

Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit. My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it. Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much. Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar. Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

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[–] • 4 pts

Have you tried ?

Gun to head is shown to be 99% effective at removing shitskins.

[–] • 1 pt

I tried paracetamol overdose at age 16 but was too dumb and didn't take enough. Then tried self suffocation, solvent and alcohol abuse, and generally just bashing my head against walls and hitting it with blunt objects a lot.

Unfortunately I can't get a gun in the UK, and I fantasize about dignitas and tell all the shrinks that if they legalize voluntary euthanasia for anyone, I'd be first in line.

Id prefer to be gassed though, or executed by a superior Aryan firing squad - are we any closer to being allowed to erradicate non whites yet? Please pick me first when it starts happening.

[–] • 0 pt

lawl...

Well I applaud your efforts and wish you the best of luck in the future!

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I have my benefits appeal on 3rd of April, they're doing it over the phone now cos of coronavirus. I have all the evidence to get it but if somehow they refuse I won't survive.

I would like to work but I'm genetically crippled and fell over twice at my last job and they wouldn't let me back cos I was too slow and no one will interview me cos as soon as they see my name on top of my C.V it goes in the bin.