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I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit.

My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it.

Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much.

Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar.

Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

I absolutely despise my shitskin name and identify purely as a Brit. My shitskin terrorist scummy parents named me 'Bhavesh Patel', I literally want to die everytime anyone calls me it. Initially I thought of Bevan, as a variation of !y name is Bavin which is almost like Bevan, but I still don't like it much. Recently I realized that 'Bhav' rhymes with 'Brad', except I can't think of what the full name would be. Surname can be changed to Porter or something similar. Unfortunately hydroquinone is illegal in the UK so I can't bleach my skin even though I literally want to cut it all off, but still I would end up looking more like an albino gorilla and nothing close to a genetically superior white man. I doubt I would even be able to pass as a hooknosed shmeckel obsessed jew, which would likely be a huge downgrade over just being a shitskin.

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You’re not British no matter what.

You are Indian(?) living in Britain.