Dying of starvation is one thing...
But running out of toilet paper... Just isn't an option...
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There are stuffs worth dying for
And toilet paper, is one of them
You have to have priorities you know?
Im not worried I'll just use all this extra food I have to wipe my ass
I bought an extra pack weeks ago just in case Corona made things tough to get, and now of course I wished I bought more because panic has set in with no end in sight, but people are still going to Costco to get infected. They had full parking lots backed up into the street with minivans packed with coughing kids, and I noped out of that even before Corona, nevermind that they cleaned out tp in 5 minutes of opening. I'll wipe my ass with leaves or moss when I run out in a few months.
The funniest thing I've seen is I went out to grab a couple more things yesterday there are literal pallets of paper towels sitting everywhere and everyone is back crowding the TP section. I just laughed.
They had full parking lots backed up into the street with minivans packed with coughing kids
I had the same thought yesterday when I went out for regular grocery shopping. The place was packed, everyone losing their minds over the dumbest shit. And I realized that the hysteria the media is calling for is to maximize exposure of large groups of people. Get everyone out in public places and then watch the disease spread when everyone else is shutting down massive gatherings.
Can we take a moment to laugh at anyone who doesn't have at least 6 or so rolls of toilet paper in reserve at all times?
I hope I have enough, but I won't know for sure until the pandemic comes to an end.
Nothing wrong with a couple of packs more but I did see people overdoing it with both TP and food. There were many people loading their cars with too much of everything, like 150 euros worth of meat and 200 more for cheese and other foods.
We had enough before hand Winning?
We are winning in many ways and the TP department is definitely one of them.
I don't poop
As a high-level Flusader, I know it's best to schedule your shits just before getting in the shower anyway, so this is business as usual for me.
Thirty bucks for a bidet attachment for the shitter.
We're on a well so water's no issue.
Reducing flushed paper means the septic won't need emptying for a long time, either.
Damn glad we moved out of the city.
I really want one of those bidet attachment things.
I gotta say, it was shockingly accurate on the first try. Not even sighted in or anything, but fucking "bullseye".
I'll admit it: There was a whimper.
Ninja edit: Super easy to fit, too.
Okay now I'm a little scared.
I stocked up on stuff around 2 months ago.
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