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[Different City, Different State]
Welcomes Joe!

Make sure it's large enough that he can read it,
and you get extra points if he mistakenly calls your city by the name on your sign.

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Devious. I like it!

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And if anyone asks why you're representing [Different City, Different State] you have the plausible deniability to say "But that's where I'm from! I drove x hours to be here and support the next President!!"

If the senile old bastard wants to win the highest office in the land, it's literally our civic duty to trip him up.

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Look at Biden's upcoming tour locations, and use one of the future city/state names on your sign.

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This is by far the best answer.

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#2 is great, but I have to pick #3.

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Creepy uncle joe touched my butt!

[–] • 2 pts

Take a young Asian girl with you, and lightly dust the top of her head with rohypnol. Then, write a sign that says, "Hey, man. This one's real fresh. Take a whiff!"

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Corn Pop says hello!

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Do not, under any circumstance, promote him not winning.

He needs to stay in the limelight. There's no other way to bring him down.