I'd probably bury it out in the woods somewhere back in my hometown. Got a lot of old four-wheeler trails people don't go on except to hunt. Just dig down deep enough and cover it with dead leaves in the fall.
That should work.
Most of those bodies get found by blokes out with their dogs (who dig them up). Or other scavengers. So make sure the hole is deep.
To discourage the former, place one of , at the site of the burial. That way even if the dog starts digging, the owner will intervene.
Finally, remove all the teeth prior to burial, and chuck them in a bottle of coke, they dissolve to nothing in a few days. This makes it REALLY hard to ID if it's ever unearthed.
Or you could pull an Elon Musk: dump the body in the back of your car, and launch it into outer space. No one will find it there.
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