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be wary of a man who keeps a [pig farm](https://youtu.be/kBvCPTK1MmY)
Perfect answer to a complex problem. Bravo!
Perfect answer to a complex problem. Bravo!
has one of the best answers.
I know some hog farmers and I would never fuck with them.
On a side note, I hear works pretty good.
I also live in an area with LOTS of swamps in remote areas... just sayin
@WaWhite13 has one of the best answers.
I know some hog farmers and I would *never* fuck with them.
On a side note, I hear [Lye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eMOCMDQj8) works pretty good.
I also live in an area with LOTS of swamps in remote areas... just sayin
acid
acid
[Breaking Bad fan attempts to dissolve body in acid tub](https://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/12/breaking_bad_fan_acid_tub.html)
That is fucked up.
That is fucked up.
Acid won't work on its own.
Sulfuric acid mixed with hydrogen peroxide would work. I expect it would stink.
Acid won't work on its own.
Sulfuric acid mixed with hydrogen peroxide would work. I expect it would stink.
You'd pass out before you got finished with the body. Lye and water is prime.
It's what they use to dispose of roadkill because it works so well.
You'd pass out before you got finished with the body. Lye and water is prime.
It's what they use to dispose of roadkill because it works so well.
They do sell acid vapor cartridges for gas masks, so I doubt I would have a problem with it.
They do sell acid vapor cartridges for gas masks, so I doubt I would have a problem with it.
I like the cartel method of oil drum and large quantities of gasoline.
I like the cartel method of oil drum and large quantities of gasoline.
I'd probably bury it out in the woods somewhere back in my hometown. Got a lot of old four-wheeler trails people don't go on except to hunt. Just dig down deep enough and cover it with dead leaves in the fall.
I'd probably bury it out in the woods somewhere back in my hometown. Got a lot of old four-wheeler trails people don't go on except to hunt. Just dig down deep enough and cover it with dead leaves in the fall.
That should work.
Most of those bodies get found by blokes out with their dogs (who dig them up). Or other scavengers. So make sure the hole is deep.
To discourage the former, place one of , at the site of the burial. That way even if the dog starts digging, the owner will intervene.
Finally, remove all the teeth prior to burial, and chuck them in a bottle of coke, they dissolve to nothing in a few days. This makes it REALLY hard to ID if it's ever unearthed.
Or you could pull an Elon Musk: dump the body in the back of your car, and launch it into outer space. No one will find it there.
That should work.
Most of those bodies get found by blokes out with their dogs (who dig them up). Or other scavengers. So make sure the hole is deep.
To discourage the former, place one of [these](https://grogansmillgifts.com/products/pet-grave-marker-in-loving-memory-pet-sympathy-garden-stake-personalized), at the site of the burial. That way even if the dog starts digging, the owner will intervene.
Finally, remove all the teeth prior to burial, and chuck them in a bottle of coke, they dissolve to nothing in a few days. This makes it REALLY hard to ID if it's ever unearthed.
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Or you could pull an Elon Musk: dump the body in the back of your car, and launch it into outer space. No one will find it there.
Lye and water
Can buy lye at any home depot/lowes type store. Buy in cash.
Mix up a bunch of lye and water in a plastic container (55 gal drums work). Submerge the body in the mixture. Break down body if you have to.
Mix periodically. After a few hours, should have a nice human-being slury. Dump in woods, sewer drain, etc. All the evidence is gone by that point.
Lye and water
Can buy lye at any home depot/lowes type store. Buy in cash.
Mix up a bunch of lye and water in a plastic container (55 gal drums work). Submerge the body in the mixture. Break down body if you have to.
Mix periodically. After a few hours, should have a nice human-being slury. Dump in woods, sewer drain, etc. All the evidence is gone by that point.
I don't think it would destroy bone, and "slury" would be more like porridge in my opinion. Maybe something that can be periodically flushed down the toilet. Any large acid or base dump into the sewer system would probably be investigated though, so have to dilute a lot or change the PH more neutral.
I don't think it would destroy bone, and "slury" would be more like porridge in my opinion. Maybe something that can be periodically flushed down the toilet. Any large acid or base dump into the sewer system would probably be investigated though, so have to dilute a lot or change the PH more neutral.
Doesn't completely destroy bone, but makes them very brittle. To be extra careful you could strain out the bones and crush em up.
Slury if you use enough. Since it's just lye and water, it's pretty easy to make a bunch.
They would get investigated if it was somehow discovered. Even then, the case woulud go cold before it was even opened. Unless you added in a shit load of your own DNA samples into the slury before you dumped it.
Doesn't completely destroy bone, but makes them very brittle. To be extra careful you could strain out the bones and crush em up.
Slury if you use enough. Since it's just lye and water, it's pretty easy to make a bunch.
They would get investigated if it was somehow discovered. Even then, the case woulud go cold before it was even opened. Unless you added in a shit load of your own DNA samples into the slury before you dumped it.
Eat it. Use recipes for pork.
Eat it. Use recipes for pork.
Of course, I would email it to you with a check. Just like last time.
Of course, I would email it to you with a check. Just like last time.
Every time I drive through the sierras I think, “Wow. I could totally cut up a body, stuff it in a back pack, and hike it out to a remote area for dumping/burying and nobody would ever find it.” Which is weird because I can’t think of a single individual to whom I would do this lol.
Every time I drive through the sierras I think, “Wow. I could totally cut up a body, stuff it in a back pack, and hike it out to a remote area for dumping/burying and nobody would ever find it.” Which is weird because I can’t think of a single individual to whom I would do this lol.
I'd go out to international waters for a few days with the body on a line off the back of the boat. Probably areas where there's lots of sharks.
I'd go out to international waters for a few days with the body on a line off the back of the boat. Probably areas where there's lots of sharks.
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