And is that a Hispanic meat popsicle or a non-Hispanic meat popsicle? Hispanic is an ethnicity, so you can theoretically be both a meat popsicle and Hispanic.
Do I get additional free government gibs if I say I AM hispanic?
Because I still won't.
But also responding to all questions on the census is mandatory and you can face a fine if we decide to enforce.
That sounds fine!
And I didn't say I wasn't going to respond, I'm just trying to decide what silly things to claim.
As I recall now, I am pretty sure I put down my profession last time as either "wizard" or "technogizmological therapist".
Oh you poor thing. Don't worry, we won't persecute you if you're a non-citizen.
Oh yeah! Good point! If I say I'm an illegal alien, then I can get away with ANYTHING!!!
At least until the rule of law is restored...
Hey, a guy can dream!
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