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Ya, just the title.

Ya, just the title.

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[–] • 5 pts

Now. You don't want to go to work your first day all normal, or else they'll know when something is up with you later.

Edit: oh, sorry I misread. If it starts next week you should take them Sunday night.

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Now. You don't want to go to work your first day all normal, or else they'll know when something is up with you later.

"The people I work with never knew I was a drunk until the day I showed up sober."

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

For breakfast on your first day to make sure you relate to the new coworkers

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I hate all orkers. But cow orkers are the worst.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Take nutmeg

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Why not morning glory seeds?

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Why not both of those mixed together along with apple seeds ground up into some castor bean paste?

[–] • 1 pt

Why not all three liberally applied to the anus?

[–] • 2 pts

Delayed gratification is always best

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That's what she said?

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Patty the Procrastinator. She's a cunt.

[–] • 2 pts

Only a quarter? Lightweight.

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A quarter of deez puppies right here will make you rethink all of your life decisions and forget about all of it the next day because fuck it... life's good.

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What if the next day hasn't happened yet? Do you still forget it then?

[–] • 2 pts

Eat it in the office on your first day.

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If they realize I have the balls to trip on my first day, they will respect me.

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That's too much.
Microdose it.

Hardly anyone realizes the true nature of Psychedelics.