I knew I was saving up all these bottles for something.
Found the basement dwelling jackpot winner. Congratulations you're going to be rich. Best go upstairs and tell yo mama! (Just a joke new fren, no be mad.):-)
Me and mama not on the best of terms after the tendies/poo-poo incident last week, but I have to stay at home because I'm 400 lbs and there's no door I can fit out of. We haven't spoken in days. She just sets my food out for me at 9 or 10 am when I am fast asleep.
Maybe I'll write her a note.
Just try to be a good boy. You got to try to earn those good boy points. More tendies with ranch. When you sell all your liquid gold buy mommy something nice off of the internet... That vibrates... And don't forget batteries. Mommy's going to need lots of extra batteries. That'll keep Mommy happy.
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