I've been called an asshole, a fag, a nigger-lover, a kike, an inhuman piece of shit, a cuck, a cuckoo, a retard, an anal enthusiast, a hippy, a commie, a nazi, a jew, a literal nigger, a butt-boy, a pooh-pooh monster, and gayer than PMYB2. But the only time I ever actually got my feelings hurt was when somebody called me mean.