, I think Simo just called you gay. Is this true?
Air brushing makes porn better b/c it hides the bruises and needle marks... Not that I'm a fag or anything but if I was a fag I'd be into starjello. Personality and cuddleability go a long way. People say pigs are smarter than dogs... I won't eat a dog... pigs should have learned some fucking manners and not been a complete cunt that one time bacon escaped the pen and bit me on my sister mother's predominantly alpaca farm but obviously there were also pigs. The days we'd spend w/ her gay neighbors while they thought up endearing nicknames for her like fag hag, dumpster dyke, and Doc Marten Flannel Dyke Cobain Kill Yourself it's Already Too Late.
Many a night we'd play Victorian era games. These were Halcion days filled w/ endless rounds of "Annie Over" or "Squeak, Piggy, Squeak". We knew all the Victorian Era children's games naturally as our mother majored in 19th century chick lit, why it's racist not to fuck every black homeless man you meet, and the Cambodian feminist art of underwater basket weaving that tore down the patriarchy all across Asia...
She also did things w/ turquoise and silver but made the critical error of selling those pieces every where but the southwest b/c of a restraining order that keeps her out of New Mexico. Do you like silver? Would you prefer a similar metal that's harder and easier to clean... have you explored the wonderful world of surgical steel?
Don't you want to be a terminator... we'll help you add steel everywhere and who knows, maybe one day your dream will come true and you'll wake up to find you're a real robot getting fucked in the ass by the nose of a Jewish Pinnochio doll... except all the strings are tampon strings hanging out your asshole b/c men don't have periods.
I bet theos such a fag he wouldn't even fuck a tranny named sherbet in the puss ooze wound hole... Oh look, let's pick some lint out. It's all red and yellow and smells like a Washington Redskin's fan. Will you fuck the hole and take your chances or will you proceed to page 98 and explore more w/ your fingers? Don't look at me it's your adventure faggot... Choose
You need Jesus.
No just a sandwich, that'd be A OK in my book buckaroo. Bread, roast beef, bacon, ghost pepper cheese, 6 ounces of virgin Mensa flesh, Lettuce, and some of Raul's famous jumping dick jiggers. Who needs a mexican jumping bean when you've got a mexican w/ bugs that jump. I smell toast. If this isn't a stroke I guess I just have a burning desire to eat breakfast. Or there's a homeless person in my kitchen making breakfast... never can tell these day. Know what I mean Yusef?
It's worse: that 500 pound closeted furry called me ugly.
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