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[–] 7 pts

Windows.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

Agreed. Likely get your penis cut off when trying to do a window.

[–] 4 pts

Goddam bill gates, trying to steal my penis!!

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

The release of WinME was when I knew that he was into taking the penis.

[–] 5 pts

Kill myself or family / close friends. I'd prefer not to chop off any parts of my body, but I suppose toes and fingers could be negotiable.

[–] 5 pts

Fuck over someone who isn't legitimately wicked.

[–] 4 pts

Really anything that would dishonor me or my family. Money is great but I'm perfectly capable of getting it in a manner that doesn't bring me shame.

[–] 4 pts

Ok, tell us how much they offered you to sell us out

[–] 4 pts

Told them I want a journey to Mars (with a safe return).

This will never happen in my lifetime, so you guys are safe. 😁

[–] 1 pt

Yeah, If guaranteed within a reasonable margin of error that vacationing on mars were possible, I'd hop on that space-ship tomorrow.

[–] 0 pt

Hell, I'd do it if I had a 50/50 chance of getting back alive. I'd do it if I had a 0% chance of making it back alive. You'd be in the history books forever.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

Join the military to fight another State/countries wars.

[–] 0 pt

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